Obadiah Grey
Obadiah Grey
Feb 01, 2023

“- Bacon sammich -”

Poem Body

Ahhh,,,
liddle green apple 'pon my plate,
shit- you ain't ever gonna satiate
my hunger- lust- for something more,
a bacon sammich,- you know the score!

Home made bread, cut nice n thick,
whid full fat butter, yheeaa, that's the trick !
streaky bacon whid chewy rind
just cut off from a pig's behind,

Fry it up, whid a liddle oil
but steady now, or it'll spoil,
not too crisp, n not too brown
coz it's a little rough, when goin down,
n to top it off, it's best of course
to maybe add, a splash 'o sauce,

So-
Alas liddle apple, 'pon my plate
I'm afraid for you, the bins your fate,
at the risk of a liddle wife's disquiet

it's a bacon sammich,,,,,
fuck the diet !

Obi.

About This Poem

Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft

About the Author

Region, Country: int'topfield, GBR

Favorite Poets: Felix Dennis, Brian Bilston,

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Comments

Geezer

stopping by with this little gem as I was about to sit down for lunch with a plate full of salad! LoL
I had to go back and get a couple of pickled eggs and pickled kielbasa, to make it feel like something. ~ Geez.
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Obadiah Grey

Geez, Mark.

Cheers lads,
I'm told the pig was a vegan
so I'm ok with eating him.

Obi.

Seren

Seren

2 years 1 month ago

After 2 in the morning here and I want a bacon Sammich now, good on ya!!! lol

I am not on a diet thank the fuck I can with the bacon run amok!!!

Loved it, it made me smile, Thank Ye.

Love Jayne

Ruby Lord

Another winner Obi, very good. I really like your use of dialect in your poems.

I'm reading more here but I have to go soon.

Ruby :) x