Poem Body
Eminent professors ev-ery-where,
even those bound to the chair,
all agree whid liddle ol' me-
we'll all be fucked even-tu-ally,
We're gonna die - we're gonna fry
pucker up n kiss yer arse g'bye.
it's difficult to comprehend
jus' when this shit is gonna end,
In a ball o' fire we're in the mire-
JEYZUS MAN,, we'll all expire !!
it may be quick o'er in flick;
clock is ticking tick tock tick,
Or it maybe slow the way ya go
- jus' 'nuf time fer one more blow,
either ways it's fair to say
we're gonna end up - - consommé.
Obi
Comments
Obi
We are screwed one day, I think I want it slow. not quick. I want to be able to sit back with a bourbon and embrace whatever end comes my way.
This is a cracker!! I can't see one thing I would change.
Bravo! & to a slow end, cheers!
Kind Regards Jayne
So, Jayne, let me get this
So, Jayne, let me get this straight,,,,
One day in the future, you'd like an alcohol
induced embrace followed by a slow screw
with a big end coming your way ?
Hee hee, God bless you !!!
I've been at the bourbon again,,, love, Obi.
Life ain't worth livin were
Life ain't worth livin were it for not fer the bourbon Mark.
Cheers m'dears,,, Obi.
pardon my french
But this is fucking amazeballs. Nicely done.
Thank you Sir,
Thank you Sir,
its muchly appreciated,,,, Obi.
Soup
Obi,
it's been well said,
"Best of Luck, and Amen!"
Now pass the brown bread!
L
LOL,,,,
LOL,,,,
Curt and to the point, L.
Cheers, Obi.
Hey Obi! YOU FIRST!
Obi Soup
the diner is serving a new soup du jour
it's broth is the froth from a gentleman's sewer
sautéed with his guts
au flambé on his butt
and his nuts that come grilled on a skewer!
Sorry, can't help myself. Keep that rhythm n rhyme going!
Thomas
Oh, You know me so well !!!!
Oh, You know me so well !!!!
Thank you, Thomas.
For that liddle beaut,
reaally gave me a belly laugh !
Cheers, Obi.
Soup
What I really liked - You're offensive and arse kicking tone and profane words hammered that message home, excellent piece, I really enjoyed it.
You're definitely one to watch out for :) Ruby x