MAGA, my ass got arrested, this is real,
Rudy my ex-lawyer, he’ll cut a deal.
Sings like a whiny kid, cries to the DA,
I want a new brief; make this go away.
I’m here again to make America great,
Tried it before, and it’s never too late?
I’m the biggest and the best, I’m a winner,
Never took a bribe, and at 215, I’m thinner.
You’ll never get a Pres as good as me,
We know sleepy Joe, he’ll be history.
And his son is a crook, a dishonest shill,
But Donald Jnr’s happy, hand in the till.
Stormy’s just a hood rat looking for cash,
All she got was noticed, and a dirty rash.
And I didn’t touch her; she isn’t my type,
Girls stay younger, on my wrinkled pipe.
My mugshot, used it to sell Trump trash,
Every dollar I earn, is someone else’s cash.
I’m not the greedy rat you make me out to be,
The Feds trust me with secrets, unlike Hilary.
Person, woman, man, camera, and TV,
These are the perfect parts of my legacy.
I’m going to Georgia, for a date with Fani,
In Fulton, my suite, will it be convict-free?
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I see how...
Trump is seen throughout the world, and I can agree with your assessment.
He is labled a buffon even amongst some of those he considers allies.
Many of the world's leaders have laughed at him behind his back and some haven't even waited
until he has left the room. I think the AI is copping out and figures that any comments or direction
that might be given will make it seem like it is taking sides. I do believe that the AI could have given some
advice on making this piece a bit smoother. For instance, The first line of the last stanza could have [and]
written into it, like so: "Person, woman, man, camera [and] T.V." Many of the lines seem stilted and
could be made smoother by taking them apart and putting them back together just a tad differently.
I know that this is just a lark and probably not really meaningful in the sense of how you usually write,
so, I will forgive the absence of any revision. Nicely done caricature of Trump though. ~ Geez.
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Thank you Geezer.. Your
Thank you Geezer.. Your comments are noted and appreciated. We had/have so many versions over here with Johnson and now Sunak. Sunak is scared of scrutiny and avoids it at every opportunity, while Johnson has so far continued to look a fool in one of the Sunday papers he's getting paid a massive amount to write a weekly article for.
I find Trump intresting because he is a poisonous narcissist but he thinks his behaviour is normal? I expect the trials will be drawn out, elaborate and often used as a stage merely for his failed performance.
I think you're right about the Bot, his avoidence speaks volumes.
I've tidied it up and tightened the lines. As it is the view from here I was unsure about posting it, but in true Trumpian style I thought, what the ..... Ruby :)
Better...
Nice to see you working at it. ~ Geez.
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Thanks Geezer, your help is
Thanks Geezer, your help is always appreciated. Without your comment, I wouldn't have made any additional effort, big thanks from me. Ruby :)